Weather

The big news this week is the weather. It's been in the news. I know this, because my relatives have been calling from New Zealand to make sure we are still here. Storms, you see. Rain. Wind. That sort of thing.

Nothing highlights my existence as a foreigner like stormy weather. Because, venturing outaide at its height, I felt the vague urge to miss the number fucking 12 to Karori Park and wander over to the Rice Bowl burger bar for a greasy burger and some diarrhoea.